The “Boo-Boo Stew” as they call it, Raisin Bran goes down rough and well, lets just say it doesn’t take long to run it’s course.

These orange and green dandies will get you right in the morning…  As recorded by a nationwide athlete survey.

Silly ninja Trix are for kids.  Oh, and adults who can’t quite give up their hankering for colorful breakfast foods.

Never ever really paid much attention to how much this stuff looks like dog food… Hmph, awesome nonetheless.

I’m a Honey Nut Cheerio guy myself, but the original is a staple in the cereal world.

Old faithful.  Oh how I loved thee as a child.  Throw some bananas in and  you got yourself a gourmet breakfast baby!

Not sure why this isn’t a bit higher on the list.

Try and eat the marshmellows by themselves… They’ll have your brain echoing little squeeky noises for the rest of your life.

Code name CTC, Cinnamon Toast Crunch is I believe the primary food for college students.  I think I heard the president confirm this…

Try and dispute it if you want to…  You just might get attacked by 100 cartoon sailors.