Bandwagon Fan Signs: 5 Ways to Spot a Fake Rooter
Bandwagon fan signs are easy to clock if you know what to look for — and Chris and Dex caught a fresh wave of them right after the national championship, with self-described Duke lifers leading the parade.
They line up five tells that separate the real fans from the fakers, complete with names, jerseys, and the kind of side-eye only brothers who actually watch the games can throw. It’s part comedy, part public service announcement, and entirely too on-the-nose.
What you’ll get from this one
- No team gear, no fear — Chris demands a Michael Vick Falcons jersey, a Johnny Unitas Colts throwback, even a koozie or a starter jacket as proof.
- The Bears-going-to-the-Super-Bowl-against-the-Panthers test — if you can’t name your team’s division, your fan card is revoked.
- The number-one offender: every Seattle Seahawks fan who lives nowhere near Seattle and bought Beats headphones the same week Sherman went viral.
It’s a quick seven-and-change minutes — long enough to call out the offenders in your group chat, short enough to watch on your lunch break.
Hit play below and figure out which one of these is uncomfortably close to home. Then send it to the friend who definitely needs to see it.
